my name is alan and maximus boltagon is a shitty gremlin prince

emmafrosticle:

bobby drake watches as aliens invade new york: this wouldnt have happened if scott hadnt killed xavier

bobby drake notices kitty pryde becomes facebook official with peter quill: this wouldnt have happened is scott hadnt killed xavier

bobby drake sees that the milk is out of date: this woulnt have happened if scott hadnt killed xavier

bobby drake struggles to maintain an erection during intercourse: this wouldnt have happened if scott hadnt killed xavier

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BUSTS THROUGH A WALL

AMERICAN VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

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superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

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tothless:

life hack: don’t read comment sections on the internet

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iamjacksinsanity:

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

What a silly little kit-tea

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this is why i dont think about it i dont think about my food problems

i have enough problems

i have enough fucking problems

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the fact i practically starve myself because the idea of going down to the kitchen and running into other people there because i’m so mentally exhausted from work is fucking amazing

wha tthe hefkc

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